Robo News Corp: always topical

In other news, Charlie, a North Bitopia horse, is out on bale today.  He was arrested two days prior on suspicion of selling counterfeit hay to an undercover tacktical officer. When the story broke, the farming community was in a fever, as nothing so sensational had cropped up in quite a while.  We here at Robo News are standing by, ready to trot off to record local footage should any other news pertaining to this story appear on the horizon.