Isac and Dem — a thrice-weekly webcomic about two robots by Alex van Rossum. Ran 2010–2012, archived here in full.https://isacanddem.com/https://isacanddem.com/2012/05/29/repeat-upon-encountering-a-bee/https://isacanddem.com/2012/05/29/repeat-upon-encountering-a-bee/...Wait a miiiinute - ISAC's made of metal. Why is he afraid of bees?Tue, 29 May 2012 13:16:43 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/05/24/tech-support-2/https://isacanddem.com/2012/05/24/tech-support-2/How is it even possible to get in in the first place?!Thu, 24 May 2012 12:17:11 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/05/22/normal-workday/https://isacanddem.com/2012/05/22/normal-workday/It's a wonder ISAC's Still alive..Tue, 22 May 2012 09:29:49 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/05/17/the-cough/https://isacanddem.com/2012/05/17/the-cough/Wha...? They don't even look tastyThu, 17 May 2012 09:36:04 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/05/15/headache/https://isacanddem.com/2012/05/15/headache/Ahhh, discrete math, you sly dog. (credit to Mike Rinehart for the punch line)Tue, 15 May 2012 09:45:26 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/05/10/transparency/https://isacanddem.com/2012/05/10/transparency/There is no fourth wall. Sometimes. Or something.Thu, 10 May 2012 09:29:34 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/05/08/noir/https://isacanddem.com/2012/05/08/noir/Introducing: Private ISACTue, 08 May 2012 09:07:49 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/05/03/a-world-away/https://isacanddem.com/2012/05/03/a-world-away/If you hold your breath after breathing in deeply, you can almost taste the lo mein...Thu, 03 May 2012 09:28:18 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/04/19/chortle/https://isacanddem.com/2012/04/19/chortle/heh heh hehhehheh heh heh heh.... heh heh heh hehhehhehheh heh...Thu, 19 Apr 2012 09:00:30 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/04/17/stressed/https://isacanddem.com/2012/04/17/stressed/Evidently, that IS ISAC's response...Tue, 17 Apr 2012 08:50:37 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/04/12/a-favor/https://isacanddem.com/2012/04/12/a-favor/Sometime you have to wonder if ISAC is just doing these things solely to tick off Dem...Thu, 12 Apr 2012 08:53:39 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/04/10/the-fifth-stage/https://isacanddem.com/2012/04/10/the-fifth-stage/The other four stages were a year long process...Tue, 10 Apr 2012 09:41:27 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/04/05/the-box-2/https://isacanddem.com/2012/04/05/the-box-2/practical jokes are ISAC's Love language...Thu, 05 Apr 2012 09:57:56 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/04/03/faith-part-2/https://isacanddem.com/2012/04/03/faith-part-2/Sometimes, ISAC does learn after all...Tue, 03 Apr 2012 10:55:40 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/03/29/faith/https://isacanddem.com/2012/03/29/faith/But to be fair to Dem, ISAC hasn't really the best track record...Thu, 29 Mar 2012 10:14:40 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/03/27/hungry-roar-bit/https://isacanddem.com/2012/03/27/hungry-roar-bit/Don't leave ANYTHING where that monster can get at it!Tue, 27 Mar 2012 08:03:47 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/03/22/help/https://isacanddem.com/2012/03/22/help/ISAC... is not the most courteous individual....Thu, 22 Mar 2012 10:31:15 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/03/20/upon-encountering-a-bee/https://isacanddem.com/2012/03/20/upon-encountering-a-bee/...Wait a miiiinute - ISAC's made of metal. Why is he afraid of bees?Tue, 20 Mar 2012 10:00:27 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/03/15/a-i-core/https://isacanddem.com/2012/03/15/a-i-core/They were behaving just fine before! I swear!Thu, 15 Mar 2012 10:48:59 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/03/13/tech-support/https://isacanddem.com/2012/03/13/tech-support/Somewhat based on a slightly true story kinda.Tue, 13 Mar 2012 10:05:38 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/03/08/best-behaviour-2/https://isacanddem.com/2012/03/08/best-behaviour-2/I think this might be the one to credit mark. If so, thanks mark! if not - mark, let me know, and you'll get TWO credits!Thu, 08 Mar 2012 15:09:13 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/03/06/facebook/https://isacanddem.com/2012/03/06/facebook/Up next, watch as ISAC demonstrates 'hey y'all watch this!'Tue, 06 Mar 2012 11:36:29 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/03/01/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things/https://isacanddem.com/2012/03/01/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things/ISAC is the perfect example of why "lifetime" of anything just won't work.Thu, 01 Mar 2012 10:00:50 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/02/28/isac-the-comedian/https://isacanddem.com/2012/02/28/isac-the-comedian/Dem: Doesn't appreciate the finer points of humor.Tue, 28 Feb 2012 12:02:45 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/02/23/oh-now-that-looks-like-fun/https://isacanddem.com/2012/02/23/oh-now-that-looks-like-fun/I believe i can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....Thu, 23 Feb 2012 12:00:26 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/02/21/never-grow-up/https://isacanddem.com/2012/02/21/never-grow-up/They like me, so i leave the gate open. I'd watch out if i were you though.Tue, 21 Feb 2012 12:15:59 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/02/16/restfulness/https://isacanddem.com/2012/02/16/restfulness/unnnngh. Even robots hate mornings.Thu, 16 Feb 2012 12:43:50 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/02/14/happy-valentines-day/https://isacanddem.com/2012/02/14/happy-valentines-day/ISAC's just lonely. Anyone else out there want to help him cover the city in anti-v-day graff?Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:37:37 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/02/09/get-back-to-work/https://isacanddem.com/2012/02/09/get-back-to-work/I honestly view Dem as my subconscious and ISAC as my (in)sane outside self.Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:56:32 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/02/07/mytoons-thinks-youd-like/https://isacanddem.com/2012/02/07/mytoons-thinks-youd-like/Curiously, about 100% of the suggested music on iTunes is about as accurate for me.Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:09:24 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/02/02/isac-and-roar-bit/https://isacanddem.com/2012/02/02/isac-and-roar-bit/Honestly, I just started kickboxing today. I'm entirely too tired to come up with anything. Sorry.Thu, 02 Feb 2012 11:01:01 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/01/31/automotive-incident/https://isacanddem.com/2012/01/31/automotive-incident/Bli.blink...Bli.blink .... bl.blink...... bl.blink.... b.blink..... b.blink.... BLINK!!! .... BLINK!!!! It's CRAZY!Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:13:36 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/01/26/itll-work-out/https://isacanddem.com/2012/01/26/itll-work-out/Oh, yes. Very punny. verrrrrrrry punny.Thu, 26 Jan 2012 12:53:57 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/01/24/establishing-canon-part-three-final-2/https://isacanddem.com/2012/01/24/establishing-canon-part-three-final-2/La de daaaaa... la de de de daaaaaaaaaa..... I wrote a song..... I wrote a song.... La de de de daaaaaaaaWed, 25 Jan 2012 04:43:56 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/01/19/establishing-canon-part-two/https://isacanddem.com/2012/01/19/establishing-canon-part-two/The kids, however, are currently unnamed =DThu, 19 Jan 2012 14:19:32 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/01/17/establishing-canon-part-one/https://isacanddem.com/2012/01/17/establishing-canon-part-one/Majestic United, ISAC, canon. Sorry - nothing funny this week!Tue, 17 Jan 2012 14:30:03 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/01/12/candidacy/https://isacanddem.com/2012/01/12/candidacy/ISAC FOR PRESIDENT SOMEDAY!Thu, 12 Jan 2012 09:47:14 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/01/10/painting/https://isacanddem.com/2012/01/10/painting/ISAC the artistTue, 10 Jan 2012 14:46:41 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/01/05/imagination/https://isacanddem.com/2012/01/05/imagination/A certain boy and his tiger might be able to relate....Thu, 05 Jan 2012 09:22:18 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2012/01/03/resolutions/https://isacanddem.com/2012/01/03/resolutions/Because ISAC is completely perfect - built perfect, IS perfect, and will be perfect - forever.Tue, 03 Jan 2012 09:18:58 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/12/29/new-invention/https://isacanddem.com/2011/12/29/new-invention/ISAC: InSane Automaton ComputerThu, 29 Dec 2011 09:42:12 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/12/27/merry-christmas-and-happy-new-year/https://isacanddem.com/2011/12/27/merry-christmas-and-happy-new-year/ROAR.bit likes trees.Tue, 27 Dec 2011 09:00:56 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/12/22/it-gets-worse-before-it-gets-better/https://isacanddem.com/2011/12/22/it-gets-worse-before-it-gets-better/Wait - why does ISAC even need a phone? Doesn't he have a computer for a self?Thu, 22 Dec 2011 09:41:00 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/12/20/isacs-atomic-theory/https://isacanddem.com/2011/12/20/isacs-atomic-theory/Truly, an electrifying scenario.Tue, 20 Dec 2011 09:20:55 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/12/15/robo-news-corp-always-topical/https://isacanddem.com/2011/12/15/robo-news-corp-always-topical/It's getting worse. HOW CAN IT BE GETTING WORSE?!Thu, 15 Dec 2011 10:00:03 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/12/13/i-have-a-hat/https://isacanddem.com/2011/12/13/i-have-a-hat/I Have a Hat! No - really - I do - and I really like it.Tue, 13 Dec 2011 09:02:40 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/12/08/other-peoples-business/https://isacanddem.com/2011/12/08/other-peoples-business/How low will he go?!Thu, 08 Dec 2011 10:40:45 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/12/06/isac-the-dragonborn/https://isacanddem.com/2011/12/06/isac-the-dragonborn/Look at all the pretty flowers and ingredients in the world of Skyrim! It's a veritable cornucopia of distractions!Tue, 06 Dec 2011 16:14:05 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/12/01/out-back/https://isacanddem.com/2011/12/01/out-back/There is something _seriously_ wrong with ISAC.Thu, 01 Dec 2011 10:31:33 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/11/29/brain-troubles/https://isacanddem.com/2011/11/29/brain-troubles/There's three levels in the Allegory of the Cave. Sometimes it would be nice to just be underground.Tue, 29 Nov 2011 09:24:56 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/11/24/happy-thanksgiving/https://isacanddem.com/2011/11/24/happy-thanksgiving/ISAC: The positronic brain of a two year old =DThu, 24 Nov 2011 15:40:23 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/11/22/its-the-apocalypse/https://isacanddem.com/2011/11/22/its-the-apocalypse/It's ISACzilla! RUN FOR YOUR TINY PLASTIC LIVES!!Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:00:00 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/11/17/multiplexer-episode-4/https://isacanddem.com/2011/11/17/multiplexer-episode-4/ISAC is clearly insane. That's my i relate to him so well =DThu, 17 Nov 2011 09:38:08 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/11/15/multiplexer-episode-2-2/https://isacanddem.com/2011/11/15/multiplexer-episode-2-2/Hey ISAC! Hey ISAC! How are you? and you? and you? and you? Hey ISAC!Tue, 15 Nov 2011 10:51:35 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/11/10/multiplexer-episode-2/https://isacanddem.com/2011/11/10/multiplexer-episode-2/I'm just gonna push this boutton, and this button and this button... oops.Thu, 10 Nov 2011 10:01:49 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/11/08/multiplexer/https://isacanddem.com/2011/11/08/multiplexer/Widgets! I love widgets! Do you?!Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:17:31 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/11/03/mineception-episode-12/https://isacanddem.com/2011/11/03/mineception-episode-12/...Use the same joke? no...not me.. never...Thu, 03 Nov 2011 08:57:25 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/11/01/mineception-episode-11/https://isacanddem.com/2011/11/01/mineception-episode-11/Brainsssss... .BraaaaiiiiinnnnssssTue, 01 Nov 2011 04:14:16 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/10/27/mineception-episode-10/https://isacanddem.com/2011/10/27/mineception-episode-10/Mineception (Episode 10)Thu, 27 Oct 2011 08:41:12 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/10/25/mineception-episode-9/https://isacanddem.com/2011/10/25/mineception-episode-9/C.Ker seems a bit unstable. INSANITY ERUPTS!Tue, 25 Oct 2011 08:26:56 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/10/20/mineception-episode-8/https://isacanddem.com/2011/10/20/mineception-episode-8/Well, this should get quite interesting rather quickly.Thu, 20 Oct 2011 08:00:15 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/10/18/mineception-episode-7/https://isacanddem.com/2011/10/18/mineception-episode-7/Into the world of Minecraft - into ISACs brain. Not sure which is more unnerving...Tue, 18 Oct 2011 08:42:41 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/10/13/mineception-episode-6/https://isacanddem.com/2011/10/13/mineception-episode-6/He's deep in the minetrix. =PThu, 13 Oct 2011 08:51:06 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/10/11/mineception-episode-5/https://isacanddem.com/2011/10/11/mineception-episode-5/I wonder what the effects of long term minecraft exposure are?Tue, 11 Oct 2011 08:06:16 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/10/06/mineception-episode-4/https://isacanddem.com/2011/10/06/mineception-episode-4/How come none of the computers in Isac and Dem's world have keyboards?Thu, 06 Oct 2011 08:00:26 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/10/04/mineception-episode-3/https://isacanddem.com/2011/10/04/mineception-episode-3/ISAC has trouble following instructions in most cases. How is this a good idea?Tue, 04 Oct 2011 07:00:16 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/09/29/mineception-episode-2/https://isacanddem.com/2011/09/29/mineception-episode-2/Minecraft: it's addictive.Thu, 29 Sep 2011 12:00:29 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/09/27/minception-episode-1/https://isacanddem.com/2011/09/27/minception-episode-1/Lies, i cry at you! Lies! You are full of lies!Tue, 27 Sep 2011 07:00:53 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/09/22/dems-machinations-heading-home/https://isacanddem.com/2011/09/22/dems-machinations-heading-home/Sometimes life can be insane.Thu, 22 Sep 2011 07:25:10 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/09/20/dems-machinations-sharp-pointy-bits/https://isacanddem.com/2011/09/20/dems-machinations-sharp-pointy-bits/Funny how things can work out...Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:01:32 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/09/15/dems-machinations-octerrogation/https://isacanddem.com/2011/09/15/dems-machinations-octerrogation/What is the relative airspeed of a ...wait, wrong movie.Thu, 15 Sep 2011 04:01:06 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/09/13/dems-machinations-suddenly-what/https://isacanddem.com/2011/09/13/dems-machinations-suddenly-what/There might be an incident back and IaD HQ in a little bit.Tue, 13 Sep 2011 04:01:23 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/09/08/dems-machinations-happy-hundred/https://isacanddem.com/2011/09/08/dems-machinations-happy-hundred/Such humble beginnings....Thu, 08 Sep 2011 04:01:00 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/09/06/dems-machinations-exhaustion/https://isacanddem.com/2011/09/06/dems-machinations-exhaustion/Why is he doing this to me?Tue, 06 Sep 2011 04:01:44 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/09/01/dems-machinations-the-quest-begins/https://isacanddem.com/2011/09/01/dems-machinations-the-quest-begins/Oh, go forth, ye mighty warrior!Thu, 01 Sep 2011 05:00:02 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/08/30/dems-machinations-dinner-time/https://isacanddem.com/2011/08/30/dems-machinations-dinner-time/I think the kids need less plutonium, actually. Might be a good idea to cut back a bit.Tue, 30 Aug 2011 04:01:37 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/08/25/dems-machinations/https://isacanddem.com/2011/08/25/dems-machinations/Now that's just mean.Thu, 25 Aug 2011 04:01:01 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/08/23/entrance/https://isacanddem.com/2011/08/23/entrance/Who will rise up against the... wait - what exactly is going on here?Tue, 23 Aug 2011 04:01:39 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/08/18/because-that-makes-sense/https://isacanddem.com/2011/08/18/because-that-makes-sense/Right - because you need a password to get into a... warehouse?Thu, 18 Aug 2011 04:20:06 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/08/16/arrival/https://isacanddem.com/2011/08/16/arrival/what? no that don't even make sense...Tue, 16 Aug 2011 04:01:00 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/08/11/headed-out/https://isacanddem.com/2011/08/11/headed-out/Because even robots need GPS. And Phones. And headphones.Thu, 11 Aug 2011 04:46:52 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/08/09/daydreaming/https://isacanddem.com/2011/08/09/daydreaming/I can be anything I want in my mind.Tue, 09 Aug 2011 04:06:29 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/08/04/explanations/https://isacanddem.com/2011/08/04/explanations/Dem! fetch my fitzers! It's time to muffle the worm fires!Thu, 04 Aug 2011 04:01:37 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/08/02/here-to-serve/https://isacanddem.com/2011/08/02/here-to-serve/I would say that ISAC never grew up.... that's as good an explanation as any.Tue, 02 Aug 2011 04:01:00 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/07/28/locked-out/https://isacanddem.com/2011/07/28/locked-out/banana-nana fo fanna fee fi fo fanna... BANANA!Thu, 28 Jul 2011 04:23:05 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/07/26/not-good/https://isacanddem.com/2011/07/26/not-good/WEll, now, that's terribly unfortunate. What's next?Tue, 26 Jul 2011 04:41:24 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/07/21/very-punny/https://isacanddem.com/2011/07/21/very-punny/Daggum right I'm all that.Thu, 21 Jul 2011 04:01:37 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/07/19/thickens/https://isacanddem.com/2011/07/19/thickens/Hey - who's that?!Tue, 19 Jul 2011 04:01:21 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/07/15/the-end-of-an-era/https://isacanddem.com/2011/07/15/the-end-of-an-era/The end of the space shuttle era.Fri, 15 Jul 2011 04:18:16 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/07/14/accused/https://isacanddem.com/2011/07/14/accused/What's going on?Thu, 14 Jul 2011 04:01:18 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/07/12/grandeur/https://isacanddem.com/2011/07/12/grandeur/Madness i tell you! Madness!!Tue, 12 Jul 2011 04:01:30 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/07/08/awesomesauce/https://isacanddem.com/2011/07/08/awesomesauce/Oh, yeah. That's right. KerblooeyFri, 08 Jul 2011 04:01:12 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/07/06/little-surprises/https://isacanddem.com/2011/07/06/little-surprises/And he's only half-cocked! =DWed, 06 Jul 2011 04:01:03 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/07/04/happy-fourth/https://isacanddem.com/2011/07/04/happy-fourth/Happy Fourth of July!Mon, 04 Jul 2011 04:01:25 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/07/01/photo-shoot/https://isacanddem.com/2011/07/01/photo-shoot/No - Officer - I _swear_ I was talking about a camera. No, I _haven't_ been drinking!Fri, 01 Jul 2011 05:08:22 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/06/29/charted/https://isacanddem.com/2011/06/29/charted/As we get closer to 100% usefulness of the fact, we approach a retention value somewhere in the area of negative 500%, equating to a net loss in useful information retention equal to the original fact times 5. It's not pretty.Wed, 29 Jun 2011 04:30:10 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/06/27/stories/https://isacanddem.com/2011/06/27/stories/In all seriousness - I do enjoy a good tweet now and again.Mon, 27 Jun 2011 04:03:10 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/06/24/machinations/https://isacanddem.com/2011/06/24/machinations/Apologies on the quality. Bad drawing day =(Fri, 24 Jun 2011 04:58:05 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/06/22/waiting/https://isacanddem.com/2011/06/22/waiting/Wait - where did _he_ come from.Wed, 22 Jun 2011 04:11:06 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/06/20/new-friends/https://isacanddem.com/2011/06/20/new-friends/Sometimes, things might not be as they seem...Mon, 20 Jun 2011 04:07:16 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/06/17/arguments/https://isacanddem.com/2011/06/17/arguments/Go ahead and beat your head against the wall! I'm not budging from my stance! Are both very odd things to say if taken literally.Fri, 17 Jun 2011 04:06:27 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/06/15/distanced/https://isacanddem.com/2011/06/15/distanced/I really do seem to have that problem from time to time. It's like I just don't....Wed, 15 Jun 2011 04:01:33 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/06/13/robot-on-the-loose/https://isacanddem.com/2011/06/13/robot-on-the-loose/What hole? I don't see any holes.Mon, 13 Jun 2011 04:01:56 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/06/10/blame/https://isacanddem.com/2011/06/10/blame/When you just don't want to deal with a problem any more, give it to someone else. That's the right thing to do, right?Fri, 10 Jun 2011 04:01:30 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/06/08/forum/https://isacanddem.com/2011/06/08/forum/Based on a true story - thanks entirely to Microsoft. Go figure.Wed, 08 Jun 2011 04:01:59 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/06/06/superfoods/https://isacanddem.com/2011/06/06/superfoods/In my defense 'Superfood' is a completely made up marketing term....Mon, 06 Jun 2011 09:00:26 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/06/03/do-robots-think-in-php/https://isacanddem.com/2011/06/03/do-robots-think-in-php/No - i think they'd be better off with C++ or even assembly =DFri, 03 Jun 2011 09:00:03 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/06/01/crossroads/https://isacanddem.com/2011/06/01/crossroads/Oh, the choices, the choices...Wed, 01 Jun 2011 06:00:19 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/05/30/in-memorium/https://isacanddem.com/2011/05/30/in-memorium/Memorial Day. More than booze and burgers.Mon, 30 May 2011 09:31:36 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/05/27/rally-cry/https://isacanddem.com/2011/05/27/rally-cry/Ra ra ra! Down with road work! Hey, that's something I might actually be able to get behind...Fri, 27 May 2011 08:45:30 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/05/25/wits/https://isacanddem.com/2011/05/25/wits/I... well. i, uh, um... well so are you!Wed, 25 May 2011 08:45:17 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/05/23/the-return-series/https://isacanddem.com/2011/05/23/the-return-series/When Pen and Pencil Collide! Well, this is what happens. I guess.Mon, 23 May 2011 08:40:34 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/05/20/the-fight-series/https://isacanddem.com/2011/05/20/the-fight-series/Ohhh - someone has a name =)Fri, 20 May 2011 08:39:44 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/05/18/the-replacement-series/https://isacanddem.com/2011/05/18/the-replacement-series/You can't paint a pretty face on a pig. Or a psycho rabbit either.Wed, 18 May 2011 08:38:48 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/05/16/trouble-brewing-series/https://isacanddem.com/2011/05/16/trouble-brewing-series/Wow. Digging up jokes from my childhood. Really reaching here.Mon, 16 May 2011 08:37:19 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/05/13/the-trails/https://isacanddem.com/2011/05/13/the-trails/Oh yea, I went there again.Fri, 13 May 2011 08:36:24 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/05/11/progress/https://isacanddem.com/2011/05/11/progress/It's kind of a pity, really.Wed, 11 May 2011 08:34:06 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/05/09/mobile-introspection/https://isacanddem.com/2011/05/09/mobile-introspection/"Don't sue me Bill! Also - I miss Calvin and Hobbes.Mon, 09 May 2011 08:33:15 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/05/06/slow-and-steady/https://isacanddem.com/2011/05/06/slow-and-steady/Ok, so it was a slow day.Fri, 06 May 2011 08:32:15 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/05/04/destructive/https://isacanddem.com/2011/05/04/destructive/"I void warranties. No seriously. I _void_ warranties.Wed, 04 May 2011 08:31:06 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/05/02/no-sir/https://isacanddem.com/2011/05/02/no-sir/True story from orange conference =)Mon, 02 May 2011 08:27:02 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/04/25/the-box/https://isacanddem.com/2011/04/25/the-box/TNKS MARK !!!!Mon, 25 Apr 2011 08:25:19 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/04/22/minor-annoyances/https://isacanddem.com/2011/04/22/minor-annoyances/Salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad salad schnitzel.Fri, 22 Apr 2011 08:24:33 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/04/20/cyclic-economics/https://isacanddem.com/2011/04/20/cyclic-economics/So what - do we just... swap land or something? I'm rather fond of the Great Wall myself.Wed, 20 Apr 2011 08:23:35 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/04/18/yarr-salty-dog/https://isacanddem.com/2011/04/18/yarr-salty-dog/Shiver me timbers!Mon, 18 Apr 2011 08:22:40 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/04/15/tax-day/https://isacanddem.com/2011/04/15/tax-day/Hopefully I'll have reminded someone =PFri, 15 Apr 2011 08:22:03 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/04/13/pondered/https://isacanddem.com/2011/04/13/pondered/Much thanks to Jeremy Zach for being the tail end of a joke that inspired this one =DWed, 13 Apr 2011 08:21:18 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/04/11/stephen-kings-monster/https://isacanddem.com/2011/04/11/stephen-kings-monster/The Langoliers.Mon, 11 Apr 2011 08:19:56 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/04/08/no-sir-i-dont-like-it/https://isacanddem.com/2011/04/08/no-sir-i-dont-like-it/It's got teeth like little razor blades! What IS this thing?!Fri, 08 Apr 2011 08:18:59 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/03/30/im-just-a-little-tired/https://isacanddem.com/2011/03/30/im-just-a-little-tired/zzzzzzzzz.roar.zzzzzzzzzWed, 30 Mar 2011 08:14:50 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/03/14/taunts/https://isacanddem.com/2011/03/14/taunts/Some days, I really think my mind is rebelling against me.Mon, 14 Mar 2011 08:06:12 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/03/11/daydreams/https://isacanddem.com/2011/03/11/daydreams/Stomp Stomp Kichaaawww Crunch Bang!Fri, 11 Mar 2011 09:05:32 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/03/09/technological-progress/https://isacanddem.com/2011/03/09/technological-progress/Seriosuly - it's still somewhere around three or four dollars less per book.Wed, 09 Mar 2011 09:04:38 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/03/07/red-light-green-light/https://isacanddem.com/2011/03/07/red-light-green-light/Just as scientific as 90% of the other 51 thousand verified statistics out there!Mon, 07 Mar 2011 09:03:35 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/03/04/clarification/https://isacanddem.com/2011/03/04/clarification/"My level of sanity grows and shrinks on a regular basis too. It's quite an interesting thing to observe.Fri, 04 Mar 2011 09:02:23 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/03/02/randomness/https://isacanddem.com/2011/03/02/randomness/Sometimes, I honestly do not know what to put here. This is one of those times.Wed, 02 Mar 2011 09:00:30 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/02/28/distracted/https://isacanddem.com/2011/02/28/distracted/Yeah, so I really like ohhhh look a rabbit!Mon, 28 Feb 2011 08:58:30 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/02/25/stackoverflow/https://isacanddem.com/2011/02/25/stackoverflow/"I also sometimes miss lunch too. My swap file is limited =PFri, 25 Feb 2011 08:57:32 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/02/23/wikipedia/https://isacanddem.com/2011/02/23/wikipedia/Click... Click... Clicky clicky click clicky click. Where was I?Wed, 23 Feb 2011 08:56:27 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/02/21/maths/https://isacanddem.com/2011/02/21/maths/Oh yeah, I went there.Mon, 21 Feb 2011 08:55:43 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/02/18/reboot/https://isacanddem.com/2011/02/18/reboot/This is how I feel when I'm tired.Fri, 18 Feb 2011 08:54:46 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/02/16/mobile/https://isacanddem.com/2011/02/16/mobile/I really really really don't like my phone.Wed, 16 Feb 2011 08:51:14 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/02/14/this-city/https://isacanddem.com/2011/02/14/this-city/Atlanta - I may move there one day.Mon, 14 Feb 2011 08:50:15 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/02/11/incomplete/https://isacanddem.com/2011/02/11/incomplete/Thanks to Kristie McCollister for the base idea!Fri, 11 Feb 2011 08:49:31 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/02/09/ancient-history/https://isacanddem.com/2011/02/09/ancient-history/Get off my lawn you rotten kids!Wed, 09 Feb 2011 08:48:29 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/02/07/out-of-options/https://isacanddem.com/2011/02/07/out-of-options/"Give us options, MPAA, and then, suddenly, the problem will dimish! Amazing!Mon, 07 Feb 2011 08:46:36 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/02/04/mental-block/https://isacanddem.com/2011/02/04/mental-block/Yeah - most people really wouldn't understand the things that go through my brain.Fri, 04 Feb 2011 08:45:34 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/02/02/tasty-bits/https://isacanddem.com/2011/02/02/tasty-bits/Mrmfffff. Mfffff-Mrrrrf mrfffff mfff rmmmffmWed, 02 Feb 2011 08:43:56 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/01/31/muscle-memory/https://isacanddem.com/2011/01/31/muscle-memory/And then I stare at the canvas or whatever for a minute wondering how to proceed. Seriously.Mon, 31 Jan 2011 08:42:41 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/01/28/move-along-now/https://isacanddem.com/2011/01/28/move-along-now/Just another day in my mind. Nothing to see here.Fri, 28 Jan 2011 08:41:44 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/01/26/truth-be-told/https://isacanddem.com/2011/01/26/truth-be-told/"In case you were wondering, yes, the robot is me, and the floaty egg thing is my... possibly insane side.Wed, 26 Jan 2011 08:40:48 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/01/25/safely-locked-away/https://isacanddem.com/2011/01/25/safely-locked-away/VALT. Yeah. Seriously. Only one person in the world will understand today's alt text.Tue, 25 Jan 2011 08:39:35 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/01/21/deep-thoughts/https://isacanddem.com/2011/01/21/deep-thoughts/Yeah, that's probably about right.Fri, 21 Jan 2011 08:37:50 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/01/19/jetpacks-are-fun/https://isacanddem.com/2011/01/19/jetpacks-are-fun/Yeah, that's probably about right.Wed, 19 Jan 2011 08:36:33 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/01/17/i-have-a-dream/https://isacanddem.com/2011/01/17/i-have-a-dream/I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.Mon, 17 Jan 2011 08:35:11 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/01/14/freedom/https://isacanddem.com/2011/01/14/freedom/There just has to be more...Fri, 14 Jan 2011 08:33:33 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/01/12/escape/https://isacanddem.com/2011/01/12/escape/WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!Wed, 12 Jan 2011 08:31:45 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/01/10/friendship/https://isacanddem.com/2011/01/10/friendship/hisssshhhh cushuuuuuunk ssssssshhhk clomp! (mimes a robot stomping through the country-side)Mon, 10 Jan 2011 08:30:19 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/01/07/flight/https://isacanddem.com/2011/01/07/flight/First, put down the gear. Then, ease off on the throttle, nosing down slightly.Fri, 07 Jan 2011 11:20:57 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/01/05/television/https://isacanddem.com/2011/01/05/television/It's for your own good.Wed, 05 Jan 2011 11:19:38 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2011/01/03/angry-birds/https://isacanddem.com/2011/01/03/angry-birds/Anyone figure out why the Angry Birds can't just fly in and get their eggs yet? I mean, they seem like they can fly...Mon, 03 Jan 2011 08:22:53 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2010/12/31/one-day-number-one/https://isacanddem.com/2010/12/31/one-day-number-one/10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...Fri, 31 Dec 2010 08:21:48 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2010/12/29/vertigo/https://isacanddem.com/2010/12/29/vertigo/Boy does that make me dizzy.Wed, 29 Dec 2010 08:18:44 GMThttps://isacanddem.com/2010/12/27/introspection/https://isacanddem.com/2010/12/27/introspection/Hi! I'm Alex! What do you call yourself?Mon, 27 Dec 2010 05:00:00 GMT